Nov. 7th, 2009

  • 8:27 AM
Jealouusss
Week ninety-one - November 2009

Played Carnegie Hall. It was an amazing experience of course, but my favourite bit was doing the encore with Elmo. We sang New York, New York.
As you do.

All I need to do now before I die is work with this guy.   

Week ninety-one - November 2009

Carnegie Hall tonight. Wish me luck. No, break my legs in Macbeth or something.

This fella did his bit last night.   

SO JEALOUS WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In celebration of their 40th anniversary, Sesame Street’s most popular monster, Elmo, ruined Ricky Gervais’ sold out New York Comedy Festival show at Carnegie Hall by appearing with him in a musical finale. Oh, we’re kidding. That little red terror didn’t ruin anything; it was simply adorable! Decked out in tuxes, the pair sang “New York, New York,” while traditional New York City images flashed behind them.

This is insane. O__O
OH MY GOD ANIMATED POSCAST SKHRKTHERKGHl,df

*sobs* So excited.
WAIT A MIN...IS RICKY WEARING....JEANS?


That is so odd.

Australia needs a sex party (7 Nov 2009)

  • Nov. 7th, 2009 at 1:27 PM
A former sex industry lobbyist will run as the first Federal candidate for the Australian Sex Party. [7 Nov 2009]

Professor to change sex of a fruit

  • Nov. 7th, 2009 at 1:27 PM
University of Illinois plant biology professor Ray Ming has won a $3.1 million grant to investigate how to change the sex of hermaphrodite papaya fruit [7 Nov 2009]

Naked Rambler still in prison

  • Nov. 7th, 2009 at 1:27 PM
Legendary nude walker Stephen Gough, is still in prison, technically for contempt of court, enabling the system to keep him in prison for a non-imprisonable offence. [7 Nov 2009]

Sex Work Awareness calendar released

  • Nov. 7th, 2009 at 1:27 PM
Sales of the 2010 NYC Sex Blogger Calendar, will benefit Sex Work Awareness [7 Nov 2009]

Sex in the City still showing

  • Nov. 7th, 2009 at 1:27 PM
The "show about four straight women who act like gay men", is still showing on Australian TV [7 Nov 2009]

Red Cross Shoes

  • Nov. 7th, 2009 at 11:38 PM
redcross1942

which, as far as I can tell, had nothing to do with the American Red Cross. Talk about using any excuse to make money :-P From Life Magazine 1942

Cute Asian girl: I feel like I'm in high school again, except the person I'm dating is female and a really good kisser, and the guy I'm plotting to seduce is my professor. What's wrong with my life?
Friend: I think you need to either learn to live without penis, or realize that kissing men isn't scary.
Cute Asian girl: Kissing women is scary too! But I happen to really enjoy kissing Christina.
Friend: Okay, so if you want to do your professor so badly, don't you think he might be a good kisser too?
Cute Asian girl: There are so many things you can do with a guy that don't involve kissing...
Friend: Again... Get over penis or start kissing men!
Cute Asian girl: It isn't that simple!

--Uptown 2 Train


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November 7 Today Book Reading

  • Nov. 7th, 2009 at 11:07 AM

NOVEMBER 7

REFLECTION FOR TODAY

There are predictable stages of growth, and when we go through them we are left feeling exposed and vulnerable. In the past many of us shut down the process of growing, for we did not wish to have these feelings. How lonely and bored we became while trying to remain in control. The program has helped us see our need for growth. Now we are able to understand that feeling exposed and vulnerable is part of a healthy, healing process. We embrace our growth periods with gratitude more quickly. As we are open, we become more of what we are capable of being.

MEDITATION FOR TODAY

May I remember that to gain my own identity I must surrender my certainty.

TODAY I WILL REMEMBER

Each growth process I encounter and meet head on gives me the gifts of freedom, spontaneity and aliveness.

FROM:  TODAY BOOK, (http://www.emotionsanonymous.org)

© Copyright 1987 Emotions Anonymous, used with permission of the EA International Service Center

a few minor notes

  • Nov. 7th, 2009 at 3:33 AM
- one of the best triple features ever tonight at the Castro: 'Love Kills in the 90s' with True Romance, Natural Born Killers, and The Doom Generation
- when I get my next paycheck I am finally just going to fucking buy the original 'World Gone Wild' poster that has been on eBay for the past like two years and which I have been lusting after for just as long GOD DAMN IT
- I mailed in my birth certificate application form thing today and also mailed a box of awesome to the Cait and also got glitter and stickers at the craft store, no lesbo.
Official Photos Of Merlin and Freya from Episode 9 -



More high cheekbones and het and MAJOR SPOILERS for Episode 10 under the cut

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Black Swan Sex Scene

  • Nov. 7th, 2009 at 4:05 AM


Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have been rumored to engage in a steamy sex scene in Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan. Portman recently talked to V magazine about the film and the scene, and while she makes a semantics argument against what's been reported, Natalie is certainly not denying it.

"It's not raunchy - it's extreme," she said. I'm sure there's a difference, if only qualitatively. The tone of the profile makes me think that the extreme scene will involve nudity. Both Portman and Kunis have done nude scenes before, Portman in the short Hotel Chevalier and Kunis in some direct-to-video thing, but now Portman says she's more open to that possibility than she would have been earlier in her career.

"Previously I was figuring out my own sexual identity, likes and dislikes and all that stuff, and it's weird to be doing stuff on film as you're figuring it out," she said. "Also, being a sexual object when you're a kid is really uncomfortable." Well, yes. There's that.

In a way, it's rather surprising that Portman has emerged so well-adjusted given her start on screen. "After The Professional, I was already getting creepy letters.”

Lost in all of this is the fact that it's a Darren Aronofsky movie and could be very good on its own merits without such a scene. It's always a curiosity when stars decide to take this plunge. Halle Berry's topless scene in Swordfish is completely ridiculous and even takes away from the movie. However, a few months later, her sex scene with Billy Bob Thornton in Monster's Ball has to be there, is clearly driven by the loneliness of the characters, and is uncomfortable to sit through as an audience member. It's always better to have a built-in reason for a scene like this.

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WDYT? I don't know much about this movie but it's very unusual for a girl-on-girl sex scene to actually do more for a film than garner attention... idk.

Joe Jackson sues MJ's Estate for Money

  • Nov. 7th, 2009 at 9:42 AM
Now, let's have a show of hands - who saw this one coming waaaaay back when we learned that MJ intentionally omitted his father from his will?


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Joe Jackson Wants Money from MJ's Estate
Posted Nov 6th 2009 4:10PM by TMZ Staff

Joe Jackson claims there was "no justification" for him to be excluded from getting money from Michael Jackson's estate ... and now he's asking a judge to grant him a monthly allowance.

Joe just filed papers in L.A. County Superior Court, claiming he's "entitled to his own independent family allowance."

In the docs, Leonard Rowe -- a guy who claims to have been MJ's manager -- says Michael used to give his mother Katherine up to $60,000 a month to live on, and that Michael instructed her to give half of it to Joe.

Joe claims Michael's estate has "earned more than $100 million dollars in the first seven (7) weeks following Michael Jackson's death" and is "well able to afford a family allowance for Joe Jackson."

Read Joe's list of expenses! )
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Source (I picked TMZ because they're the most fun to read, but everyone, including the AP are reporting on this, so it seems pretty likely to be legit.)


It's going to be a busy weekend for Mad Men star Rich Sommer.

Before the AMC drama wraps up its third season Sunday night (10/9c), Sommer will appear in a ripped-from-the-headlines episode of Law & Order (Friday at 9/8c on NBC).
you're not fat anymore )

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one. more. day.
Robert Pattinson was at the 'New Moon' Hot Topic Event on November 6, 2009 along with Kristen and Taylor.


Source: http://mrpattinson.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=518

Nov. 7th, 2009

  • 3:47 AM
Is that it, then? Am I done? For tonight, at least.

What a productive day.

Bag lady to white guy whistling "When the Saints Go Marching In": Damn, nigger, that's my jam!
Guy: I'm... Ummm... sorry?
Bag lady: Yeah? Fuck you too!
(guy and girl walk away)
Bag lady
: Shit, I gotta get outta this town and get my own place!


--L Train

Overheard by: The Music Man


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Gingersnaps

  • Nov. 7th, 2009 at 1:39 AM
Or rather, ginger-not-so-snaps!

My first time making them, and I wanted them to come out soft & chewy in the center, and they did! I was so pleased. :)







Recipe found here, on the Joy of Baking website!

Where was Lady Gaga last night?

  • Nov. 6th, 2009 at 9:50 PM
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One star was suspiciously absent from the MTV EMAs in Berlin last night - just where was five-times nominated Lady Gaga? We couldn’t help but notice a bitter twist in host Katy Perry’s – how shall we put this delicately? – below the belt digs at the absentee. Climbing into a giant stiletto, Katy quipped: "They say if men have big shoes they have big... The confusing thing is I borrowed this from Lady Gaga!" Ouch. But we know the Lady is never one to miss a flesh-flashing op, so we were willing to accept the platinum popstar’s excuse that she was in New York promoting the Mac Aids fund – as she explained in her pre-recorded acceptance speech for the (only - eek!) gong she won. Fair enough, we thought.

Except we spotted the ever-so-recognisable star sneaking about in London - and she even tweeted about her visit to make sure we knew she was there. )
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ETA: Katy defending Gaga's dick a few months ago.

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Kate loves Long John Silvers

  • Nov. 7th, 2009 at 1:28 AM


An Illinois prisoner claims his swimmers are responsible for Kate Gosselin's eight AND Octomom Nadya Suleman's latest litter ... and now he wants his supposed spawn to come live with him in lockdown.

In the most entertaining handwritten court papers you'll ever read, Jonathan Lee Riches -- who has filed many lawsuits against celebs in the past -- wants custody of the Gosselin kids, the Suleman kids, John Edwards' love child, all the kids on "ABC's 'All My Children'" and Bristol Palin's child "which Bristol kidnapped from Linda Tripp."

In the awesome papers, filed in Illinois, Riches claims he met Kate "at a Harrisburg Long John Silvers over octopuss" -- and when Kate went to a fertility clinic in 2002, his "sperm was added to the mix."

More awesome lines included in the papers:

-- "TLC stands for Torturing Little Children."

-- "Jon Gosselin is really a woman on steroids."

-- "I sued Black History Month."

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/07/prisoner-i-impregnated-kate-g-and-octomom-wknd/


I, for one, believe him. Good luck, Mr. Riches.




More on Jonathan Riches:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches



I wonder what [info]gingerslam2 has to say about this.

Nov. 7th, 2009

  • 1:23 AM
I'm not really sure if this is allowed, but I'll ask anyway.  Since Ichiban Kan online closed I haven't really been able to find a cheap store like. Even J-list is too steep for me.  So I was wondering if any of you guys are selling your boxes/accessories for cheap? I wouldn't mind buying used as long as everything is in good condition.  I'm mostly looking for more boxes in different shapes and sizes and functional accessories like silicone cups and such. 

Thanks!

x-posted to eat_my_bento.

Kim Blogs,

  • Nov. 7th, 2009 at 1:56 AM
GUEST STARRING ON CSI: NY
Kim Kardashian mentions in her blog, "I am so excited to be guest staring in CSI:NY!! You guys know I'm obsessed with crime dramas and documentaries, so this is a dream come true for me!! What's even better is that I get to work with my girls Vanessa Minnillo and Lala! Vanessa and I stared in Disaster Movie together so I can't wait to work with her again.


We're filming right now and the episode will air December 16 on CBS!"
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BIRTHDAY BUSH!


"I had to take pictures of these beautiful flowers my family and friends sent me for my birthday! I have never seen such amazing beautiful creative flowers! Some even had rhinestones and butterflies! I came home to these beautiful arrangements and my place looked so heavenly!"

+3 )

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PICTURE POST

  • Nov. 7th, 2009 at 1:22 AM
Adrienne Bailon Mixes Up A Milkshake
Taking her turn at mixing up her very own signature tasty treat, Adrienne Bailon visited Millions of Milkshakes in Los Angeles on Friday afternoon (November 6). The Disney cutie was in quite the jovial mood, busting out in laughter as she did her best to mix up the milkshake of her dreams at the celebrity-popular ice cream shop.

Prior to her Millions of Milkshakes outing, Miss Bailon was busy tweeting about her day’s doings, writing, “Eating the most amazing cheese and fruit plate everrrr! Either its the best or I’m starving! Lol.” Getting a bit philosophical a short while later, Adrienne then posted: “I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.. )

Blake Lively: Back To Work In Boston
Getting back to work on her new movie project, Blake Lively was spotted on the set of “The Town” in Boston, Massachusetts on Friday afternoon (November 6).

Aside from chatting on her cell phone in between takes, the “Gossip Girl” actress looked to have thoroughly enjoyed a friendly visit from her adorable little co-workers during the course of the day’s duties.
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She looks... just... okay here.. )


Based on David Ebershoff's novel, The Danish Girl is the story of the world's first post-operative transsexual, Einar Wegener, and his wife, Greta. Tomas Alfredson (Let the Right One In) is set to direct, Nicole Kidman has long been attached to play Einar, and Variety reports that Gwyneth Paltrow has stepped in to play Greta. She's stepping in for Charlize Theron, who originally held the role, but has dropped out for unspecified reasons.

The story takes place in 1920s Denmark. Greta was a portrait painter, and needed a model. She asked Einar to step into a dress, stockings, and heels, and created some kind of awakening in Einar. In women's clothes, her husband became an outrageous character named Lili. The paintings of Lili became extremely popular, few realizing a man had stood in for them. Lili than took on a public life of her own, and Greta often introduced Lili as her sister. Eventually, Einar / Lili decided to commit to gender reassignment surgery, a dangerous and experimental procedure at the time. Greta stood beside her husband until his transformation was complete, and then their marriage was declared null and void by the King of Denmark.

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Salmon Salad Bento Box

  • Nov. 6th, 2009 at 10:27 PM



Salmon Salad that can be rolled up or not. Saba Man's choice.

Read more on hapabento blog.

Sexy Megan Fox Rolling Stones: Outtakes

  • Nov. 7th, 2009 at 12:56 AM
Personally, I like a girl you can have a proper conversation with. It doesn't matter how hot she is, looks don't last, and if you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you're going to need something to talk about. That being said, I wouldn't mind spending a month with Megan Fox where she says absolutely nothing at all. Because lets face it, Megan Fox says some of the most retarded things, but she's so ridiculously hot, as you can plainly see from these Rolling Stone magazine outtakes (not that you really needed more proof). I really think they should bring back silent movies. Just so we can look at Megan without having to hear her speak.


More super hot Megan Fox pictures after the jump. )

Canadia: Dammit...!

  • Nov. 7th, 2009 at 12:00 AM

Teenage girl #1: And she was trying to convince me that Florida is north of New York!
Teenage girl #2: Oh my god, some people are so stupid! North of us is like... Delaware!

--Hudson & Gansevoort

Overheard by: Laura


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I love you Will Forte.

  • Nov. 6th, 2009 at 11:46 PM



Will Forte reads an except from Tommy Lee's autobiography.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/will-forte-reads-tommy-lees-autobiography
http://www.celebrityautobiography.com

that was posted by Miss Amanda Dobbins, who I believe may be a member here. SHOW YOURSELF!


hader not so hidden.

LOL !! aww here goes . . .

  • Nov. 6th, 2009 at 11:54 PM
Stephenie Meyer on Oprah November 13!


Stephenie Meyer will be on The Oprah Winfrey Show on Friday, November 13. Looks like this will be the only interview she’ll be doing in support of New Moon! Can’t wait…
Hi everybody!
I wanted to apprise you all of a few upcoming things.
You know I’ve been doing the hermit thing this last year, in so far as media is concerned, and I’m not changing that now, but I am making an exception. I’m doing this for a good reason: I am so pleased and amazed and thrilled with what Chris Weitz has done with New Moon that I want to talk about it, and to show my support for him. And since I’m only doing one interview, better make it big. Really big. So….I will be on The Oprah Winfrey Show on Friday, November 13th. Check the local listings on Oprah’s website to find out what time it will be on where you live.
Of course, most of the questions for Oprah will be designed for a broader audience than just die-hard Twilight fans, and I imagine people who read this site and other fansites will already know most of the answers. To rectify this, I’m going to answer your more specific questions on-line. The official Twilight Saga website (www.TheTwilightSaga.com) will be taking any New Moon movie-related questions you might have for me, and then I’ll answer those most frequently asked. I’ll post the answers on the Twilight Saga website and also here on my own site. Questions can be submitted to TheTwilightSaga.com from noon (Eastern Standard Time) on Monday, November 9th through noon Tuesday, November 10th. The answers will be posted Monday, November 16th—or New Moon Premiere Day, as it is known around my house. (Details about submitting the questions will be posted first thing Monday morning at TheTwilightSaga.com, you can also get more information below.)
I’m so very excited that you’ll all get to see New Moon in just two weeks! Then you’ll see what I’m going on about. Until then, think up some good questions for me.
Love,
Steph
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Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf?

  • Nov. 6th, 2009 at 11:56 PM


Access Hollywood had a chance to sit down with the fun-loving guys — Chaske Spencer, Kiowa Gordon, Bronson Pelletier, and Alex Meraz — this afternoon and they revealed who has the best abs amongst the four of them.

Chaske jumped at his answer, saying, “Kiowa. Kiowa definitely has the best abs.”


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I can't tell if the one in the middle is crazy, a complete d.bag or both.

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Add some class to your day

  • Nov. 6th, 2009 at 11:40 PM
New "Cracks" Stills Featuring Eva Green
+ More Montblanc Event Pictures
+ Interview

Bond 'a blessing', says Eva Green

French actress Eva Green has said that her role in the James Bond franchise has helped make her more "bankable".

Can You Name Them All?

  • Nov. 6th, 2009 at 8:25 PM
People Magazine has posted the 2009's 100 Sexy Men in 1 Minute.



here's who i got  )


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Chris Pine is in there but no laQueento

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Broadway Spider-Man Cast

  • Nov. 6th, 2009 at 11:39 PM

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i know, first you're moving your hips like yeah then you're like

...yeah )

Nov. 6th, 2009

  • 9:19 PM
Okay, so I looked way back in the memories and this wasn't anywhere to be found so....

I recently bought various organic foods to try out a healthier lifestyle. Among these foods I also bought organic coffee.

Every morning for the past few days since I made the switch to organic, I've been feeling really nauseous after drinking the coffee - just the coffee - I don't feel nauseous after eating any of the other things. I drank it on both an empty stomach and semi-full stomach (like with my breakfast) and felt nauseous with both. It lasted for about an hour - sometimes longer.

I would also drink my organic green tea to see if that had the same effect but it didn't.

Anyone else have experiences with this? Or any advice?

I'm contemplating switching back to my non-organic blend but the organic coffee was super expensive and I don't want to waste practically a full bag :/ (I would also prefer not to have to resort to going back to pesticide-ridden non-organic.)


Brand: Rogers Family Company - "Rainforest Blend"

Taylor Kitsch Bein All Sexy

  • Nov. 6th, 2009 at 6:15 PM
New pics of Taylor!






Video with some annoying guy talking to FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHT CAST!!
Starring ~ COACH, TIM RIGGINS, MRS. COACH, and LANDRY!!! :) OMG I NEED CONNIE'S COWBOY BOOTS IN MY LIFE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!! :D

Sorry mods! idk why it was locked before :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfwp9yOQEQ&feature=player_embedded
fuckyeahtaylorkitsch.tumblr.com/

Enjoy some Hamm

  • Nov. 6th, 2009 at 10:18 PM


Jon Hamm
Gets Some Airport Coffee



More Fascinating Facial Expressions )

Zimbio
I missed doing the little people. And I think he actually looks cuter.

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those are some mighty tight pants, Nate...


TOUR DATES ---

Nov 6 2009 Tucson, AZ @ Club Congress
Nov 7 2009 Tempe, AZ @ The Clubhouse
Nov 10 2009 San Francisco, CA @ The Bottom of the Hill
Nov 11 2009 Anaheim, CA @ Chain Reaction
Nov 13 2009 Los Angeles, CA @ The Troubadour
Nov 15 2009 San Diego, CA @ SOMA
Feb 5 2010 Seattle, WA @ Showbox w/ Jack’s Mannequin
Feb 6 2010 Portland, OR @ Roseland w/ Jack’s Mannequin
Feb 7 2010 Spokane, WA @ Knitting Factory w/ Jack’s Mannequin
Feb 9 2010 Salt Lake City, UT @ In The Venue w/ Jack’s Mannequin
Feb 11 2010 Sacramento, CA @ Cal State Union w/ Jack’s Mannequin
Feb 12 2010 Las Vegas, NV @ House of Blues w/ Jack’s Mannequin
Feb 16 2010 San Antonio, TX @ The White Rabbit w/ Jack’s Mannequin
Feb 17 2010 Dallas, TX @ House of Bluest w/ Jack’s Mannequin
Feb 19 2010 Kansas City, MO @ The Beaumont w/ Jack’s Mannequin
Feb 20 2010 Minneapolis, MN @ First Avenue w/ Jack’s Mannequin
Feb 24 2010 Indianapolis, IN @ The Egyptian Room w/ Jack’s Mannequin
Mar 5 2010 Norfolk, VA @ The Norva w/ Jack’s Mannequin

source: here and here

any fun./The Format fans on ONTD? holla~

Nov. 6th, 2009

  • 10:02 PM
Proof of Life... Tweets for the day...

  • 02:42 Yikes. I just had the weirdest dream.. Wilford Brimley was there too... #
  • 04:00 Such fascinating programming on the television at this hour.... #
  • 04:17 Why can't I be this awake on days where I have to go to work? #
  • 04:27 RT@robbieseay: we salute you, nov 5, 1955. twitpic.com/og5qf #
  • 10:06 Dominic just brought me a can of Pringles. Breakfast in bed??? #
  • 12:13 Aw I just ran into an old friend!! Got her number, so happy!! #
  • 13:25 Mmmmm left over baked chicken for lunch... Sooooo goood. #
  • 14:55 @gynosaurusrex
    Yes it does #
  • 19:20 Rocking out to Fee Band and blow drying my hair... Wooo!!! #
  • 19:29 I'm going to kill myself in these shoes. #
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Nov. 6th, 2009

  • 10:43 PM
I have something of  an odd question, how to do you nurse a bee back to health?  I left windows open for him to fly away outside but he didn't leave.  I don't think he can fly.  I gave him to sugar water (which he drank half of) and left the rest where he could get to it.  I love bees and don't want to see him die.  What kind of flower can I get to give him what he needs?  He's a yellow jacket BTW.  I am such a bleeding heart for bees.

Victoria Justice: Gingerbread Joy!

  • Nov. 6th, 2009 at 7:01 PM


Victoria Justice is on the verge of biting into a gingerbread cookie in this new shot from her recent visit to the French Connection Holiday Shop in Los Angeles.

The 16-year-old Victorious starlet modeled off some cute holiday dresses. JJJ loves Victoria in the royal blue!

Victoria has been keeping herself busy with filming on her new Nick show. She tweeted just the other day, “Just left the recording studio with Mr. Michael Corkrin. Love him and the song!”

more pictures of the talented Victoria )