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Created on 2001-11-04 23:34:06 (#385347), last updated 2009-07-12
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Basic Info| Name: | Yes, I Am Going to Marry a Carrot |
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| Location: | San Francisco, California, United States |
Bio- I grapple with emotional issues just like everyone else.
- I moved up to San Francisco from Southern California.
- I have an M.A. in Sexuality Studies from San Francisco State University.
- I am in the 2009 cohort in the Sociology PhD program at UC San Francisco.
- I still miss my family and friends who live in Southern California.
- I am dangerously in love, cohabiting, and domestic partnering it up with David.
- half victim, half accomplice
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
~albert camus
"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing."
~r.e. howard, the tower of the elephant
If they keep crashing stuff into the moon trying to find water and then the moon gets pissed off and the tides change and all women start PMSing together, you guys are going to fucking regret that.
~tori amos
Cultural terrorism should be a goal for all people with a good sense of humor.
~john waters
The Master's tools will never dismantle the Master's house.
~audre lorde
A lot of people ask me, "Are you eating cookies late at night?" and I say, "Of course I am."
~eric wareheim
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say "Mitch," and I say "What?" and turn my head slightly.
~ mitch hedberg
You are defined by your own definition.
Krusty the Clown: I was a big cheese, I was a huge cheese! But now look at me--I gotta ride the bus like a schnook! I gotta live in an apartment like an idiot! I gotta wait in line with nobodies to buy groceries from a failure!
Marge: Homer, we can't take his money!
Homer: We can't take HIS money! I can't make my own money! I have to WORK for my money! Why don't I just lay down and DIE?
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nefret is my best friend of all the LiveJournals.~*
~*sirlarkins has won my heart.*~
- I moved up to San Francisco from Southern California.
- I have an M.A. in Sexuality Studies from San Francisco State University.
- I am in the 2009 cohort in the Sociology PhD program at UC San Francisco.
- I still miss my family and friends who live in Southern California.
- I am dangerously in love, cohabiting, and domestic partnering it up with David.
- half victim, half accomplice
I advocate feminism.
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
~albert camus
"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing."
~r.e. howard, the tower of the elephant
If they keep crashing stuff into the moon trying to find water and then the moon gets pissed off and the tides change and all women start PMSing together, you guys are going to fucking regret that.
~tori amos
Cultural terrorism should be a goal for all people with a good sense of humor.
~john waters
The Master's tools will never dismantle the Master's house.
~audre lorde
A lot of people ask me, "Are you eating cookies late at night?" and I say, "Of course I am."
~eric wareheim
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say "Mitch," and I say "What?" and turn my head slightly.
~ mitch hedberg
You are defined by your own definition.
Krusty the Clown: I was a big cheese, I was a huge cheese! But now look at me--I gotta ride the bus like a schnook! I gotta live in an apartment like an idiot! I gotta wait in line with nobodies to buy groceries from a failure!
Marge: Homer, we can't take his money!
Homer: We can't take HIS money! I can't make my own money! I have to WORK for my money! Why don't I just lay down and DIE?
*~
nefret is my best friend of all the LiveJournals.~*~*
sirlarkins has won my heart.*~ ConnectInterests (145):
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