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Hello? Mayor's Office.

Who's there, please?

Created on 2001-11-04 23:34:06 (#385347), last updated 2009-11-23

28,653 comments received, 41,087 comments posted

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Name:Yes, I Am Going to Marry a Carrot
Location:San Francisco, California, United States
Bio
- I grapple with emotional issues just like everyone else.
- I moved up to San Francisco from Southern California.
- I have an M.A. in Sexuality Studies from San Francisco State University.
- I am in the 2009 cohort in the Sociology PhD program at UC San Francisco.
- I still miss my family and friends who live in Southern California.
- I am dangerously in love, cohabiting, and domestic partnering it up with David.
- half victim, half accomplice


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